Hubby Health Update…. no ulcer…. no tumor…nothing serious! Thank Goddess…. he is just full of shit! Really, I am not kidding. It causes quite a bit of pain. No- I am not embarrassing him with this post- I asked him if I could post it- he said okay. Just wanted to update you all. I truly think we all need to start eating a lot healthier than we do- especially after MY doctor visit today!

Aunt L is sore and bitchy but okay, refuses to take her pain meds- she is a Sagittarian- go figure! {eye roll}

Cousin is recovering like a champ! Has five boys and a baby girl, has no choice but to recover like a champ!

Grandma…well…I am sure she is fine…will have to wait and see.

I had a doctor appointment today and found out about the menopause. I also found out that there is such a thing as vaginal atrophy and here I just thought my husband was really a lucky, lucky man!
As far as my menopause…I had already went through surgical menopause in 1997 after my hysterectomy, complete with night sweats and hot flashes. The good news is; it is highly likely that I will not have to re-experience that dreaded heat again-whoooo! I am, however, extremely F*CKING tired all the &*%*& Time and I have some wild ass mood swings!
I am also starting to feel like a teenager again in some ways…..yeah I know- CRAZZZZYYYY…go ahead- say it- I know you want to! crazzzzzyyyyyyy
The more I think about it, the more relieved I am. I was beginning to think I was just a crazy, bi-polar, lazy ass, lump on a log.
Come to find out I am a teenage mind in a middle-aged body.
OH YEAH......
THIS OUGHT TO BE FUN!
Those that know me well enough- know I will have a BALL with this one!! WHOOT!
When the world deals me lemons……..I just go make me some whiskey sours!!