~I'VE BEEN TAGGED~

My good friend Sharon tagged me with this Meme about a week ago, I am finally up to completing it! Then I will tag YOU! {{evil laughter}}


What follows is a list of different occupations. You must select at least five of them. You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select five of the items as it was passed to you). Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.

Here's that list:

If I could be a scientist... If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician.... If I could be a doctor....
If I could be a painter.... If I could be a gardener.....
If I could be a missionary.... If I could be a chef....
If I could be an architect.... If I could be a linguist....
If I could be a psychologist.... If I could be a librarian....
If I could be an athlete.... If I could be a lawyer....
If I could be an innkeeper.... If I could be a professor....
If I could be a writer.... If I could be a backup dancer....
If I could be a llama-rider... If I could be a bonnie pirate....
If I could be a midget stripper.... If I could be a proctologist....
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host.... If I could be an actor....
If I could be a judge.... If I could be a Jedi....If I could be a mob boss....
If I could be a backup singer...If I could be a CEO....
If I could be a movie reviewer... If I could be a monkey's uncle....

These are mine:

If I could be a chef.....I would weigh 500 pounds.

If I could be a llama-rider...I would probably have my subpoena for the Michael Jackson court case in hand.

If I could be an actor....I would break a lot of hearts!

If I could be a judge.... I'd have to move to TX cuz I believe in an eye 4 an eye.

If I could be a lawyer.... if?? phhhaaa...I am GOING to be a lawyer {2006/2007} and I will make a differance.

Now *I* tag:
NAN
Lil' KEL
LESLEY