The article read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish allthe things you've started.

"So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished...

and before coming to work this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine,

a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey,

my Prozac, some valium and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin good I feel...

You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace...