Dear Abby,
    I am a crack dealer in New York who has recently been diagnosed with the HIV virus. My parents live in New Jersey and one of my sisters, who lives in Poughkeepsie, is married to a transvestite.

    My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Albany.
  
    I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in prison for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994.  My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

   I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Syracuse. She is a part time "working girl".

   All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiancée and am looking forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

   Should I tell her about my cousin who supports a re-election of George Bush?

                                                                                                             Signed,
                                                                                                            Worried About My Reputation

 

~~~Thank You to W-Lo for sending me this laugh!