~Wanna Smoke Some Bottle?~

or

~YO! Know how to smoke sum bottle??~

To explain....I went to Sally Beauty Supply today and got some HEMP Body Lotion.
I love this stuff, it is fantastic for dry skin, I got a 18OZ bottle for $7.

~Could not find a picture for ya's, but it is made by MOIST PRODUCTS COMPANY, Try it, you will LOVE it!~

I asked Brittany to hand me the bottle and being her silly self she says.....

"Yo, man, hand me that marijuana..... Then when Sam went to grab it from her again she says....

"Hey don't touch my Pot-o-Bottle" ~say THAT 3 times fast~

Ok, then she holds the spout up to her lips and inhales......
ummmm, hello-MOM-you ain't suppose to laugh at this, but......
I DID!
BBBLLLLHAHAHAHAHAH

Then, I did the same thing but I also added, holding it in and a cough.....
So Britt says....

"Yo, Man, you don't know how to smoke BOTTLE! Oh That's right, you are used to the paper version not the plastic!" and yanks it out of my hands!!
~foot note- Nah uh, Do not!~

Is it illegal to have THIS much fun with your kids??