What is the most functional word?

Well, it's shit.
That's right, shit!

Shit may just be the most functional word
in the English language.


Consider:

You can be shit faced,
Shit out of luck,
Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit
Or decide to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit,
Buy shit,
sell shit,
Lose shit,
find shit,
Forget shit,
And tell others to eat shit and die.

Some people know their shit,
While others can't tell the difference between
shit and shineola.

There are lucky
shits,
Dumb shits,
Crazy shits,
And sweet shits.

There is bull shit,
Horse shit
And chicken
shit.

You can throw shit,
Sling shit,
Catch shit,
Shoot the shit,
Or duck when shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit
Or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
Or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than
shit,
Some days are hotter than shit,
And some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit,
Things can look like shit,
And there are times when you feel like
shit.

You can have too much shit,
Not enough shit,
The right shit,
The wrong shit
Or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit,
Have a mountain of shit,
Or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit,
And other times
you fall in a bucket of shit and
come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,
It's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your
shit,
You don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit
Or forget about it, because you don't give a shit
Or copy and save it with all your other shit.
But I think that is enough of my shit
for now.