~TV Land~

I just have to say that last night I had a GREAT time watching TV!
First....the Democratic Convention- ESPECIALLY when President Bill Clinton was speaking. He has always been fascinating to listen to and last night, he was Phenomenal! {IMHO}
 
Then later Jay Leno had the guys from JIBJAB! WOW and YEAY for them! If you have not HEARD or SEEN "This Land" yet....you need too! You will bust a gut! These guys are GREAT! The video takes time to load {cuz of all the traffic they are getting now} but believe me {and the rest of the world} it is SO worth it!

~*~ROFLMAO~*~
 

Thankx to PIXIE for the laugh!

 

Type in ANY URL HERE and it will turn the page name/addy into sexual phrases. Try YOUR blog addy! LOL

Billy Connolly's 13 things I hate about people:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours?  Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
 2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually .
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".Fucking right!  What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?  Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".  No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?.  Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'.  Which is it?  If it's new,then there has never been anything before it.  If it's an improvement,then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short".  What the fuck??  Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!!  What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?.  If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?'  No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate. 12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....  It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser.

~~thankx to Aiyana

~~I posted this in my heath blog, but decided to post here also, for those friends of mine that I so desperately want to share with~~

 
~*~This just fucking sucks! I just really HATE most days of my life!~*~
Let me give you a set-up of yesterday:
Run to Value City- 15 minutes in store
Run to Walgreen’s- @ 15 min at store
Run to Walgreen’s #2- to check out to ask question- @ 1 minute
Run to Schnucks - @ 10 min at store
All stores have AC and so does my car..... Best friend has my children....
This trip took somewhere around 3 hours.
During my time out, I lost my vision TWICE- COMPLETELY gone- while driving. Thank goddess this only last for seconds but what seems like many minutes.
I vomited on two parking lots.....how f*cking embarrassing.........
In Value City and also in Walgreen’s, I shit myself.....had to use their bathrooms to clean up and let my body finish dumping whatever it was dumping- cuz at this time I am sure I had nothing left to dump.
I lost complete control of my right leg, just did not have the ability, energy, strength??? to swing it any more.
I saw a very bad accident...I KNEW I saw it, but my memory was so gone or my mind was that as soon as the accident happened {RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME} I forgot it happened....I had to turn around to make sure what I saw actually happened. OMG! It was bad and I was almost in the middle of it.
On the way to get my children I almost rear-ended a brand new car...{second lose of vision} No I should not be driving, but who the hell is going to do it for me???? YOU???  {bllllahhahahhahahahah  cough}

By the time I get to my friends home, I stunk, I had nausea, was dizzy, it hurt to move my jaw so I could not eat or drink and every time I tried to swallow, I choked, just completely out of it. I felt so bad cuz she had my kids for that long and I had to take them and run.
When I got home I spent hours with my ass on the toilet and my head in the tub.....my body turning inside out....and this clammy, sticky, slim oozing from my pores.
This is the first time in about a year that my eyes acted up at night.
Let me add that I go through all of this about once a month, more often than that in the summertime.

I went to bed last night and this is what was going through my mind...........

I AM GREATFUL THAT  {gratitude list of body only}

I CAN STILL WALK
I CAN SEE THE BEAUTY IN NATURE
I CAN SMELL THE FLOWERS ON THE HILLS {MOUNTAINS-even though I can’t make it up a mountain}
I CAN EAT - UNASSISTED
I CAN STILL LOVE AND BE LOVED
I DO HAVE A SANE AND RATIANAL MIND
I CAN MAKE CLEAR DECISIONS
I HAVE ONE NUMB LEG {that way when I walk on rocks or hot lava, only one foot hurts!}
I HAVE WONDERFUL FRIENDS IN MY LIFE WHO ARE HERE TO HELP ME
I CAN SHOWER BY MYSELF {at one time I could NOT do this}
I HAVE TEN FINGERS TO TYPE WITH AND PICK MY NOSE IN TRAFFIC WITH
I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BODY, EVEN THOUGH IT IS }big} & BROKEN
I HAVE SCARS, THEY ADD CHARACTER
I HAVE TEETH! And THEY DO NOT HURT
I DO NOT HAVE AIDS OR CANCER OR MS, MD, OR ANY OF THE OTHER MORE PAINFUL DISEASES OUT THERE THAT MANY, MANY OTHER PEOPLE SUFFER FROM!

YES, I am broken and sick and in pain a lot of the time but I thank God for everything he has given to me and I thank God for every morning that I wake up with my eyes bouncing uncontrollably in their sockets, for every time my body turns itself inside out. It sucks, it really does, but I am so very happy that I have pulled though it as long as I have, I would not have missed or changed a thing!

Dear Abby,
    I am a crack dealer in New York who has recently been diagnosed with the HIV virus. My parents live in New Jersey and one of my sisters, who lives in Poughkeepsie, is married to a transvestite.

    My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Albany.
  
    I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in prison for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994.  My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

   I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Syracuse. She is a part time "working girl".

   All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiancée and am looking forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

   Should I tell her about my cousin who supports a re-election of George Bush?

                                                                                                             Signed,
                                                                                                            Worried About My Reputation

 

~~~Thank You to W-Lo for sending me this laugh!

~*~ WTF???~*~
 
I did a google search on my page, something I do when I am bored or when I just want to get out of doing chores. Normally I get really good results with who I am "linked" to, but today.....
TODAY I find THIS............{{DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK - IT IS XXX RATED}}
 
Persephone , Cameo , Persephone... 0300052669?v=glance http://www.w7.com/infovill/crone/ http://carlos.emory.edu/ODYSSEY/GREECE/perseph.html http://www.profoundpassions.blogspot.com/ http://www ... www.huge-breast.net/Persephone/ Persephone.php?key=Persephone - 68k - Supplemental Result - Cached - Similar pages
 
Notice MY WEBLOG addy is in the discription of this page. IN NO WAY AM I RELATED TO,  HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH, OR EVEN EVEN KNEW ABOUT THIS PAGE UNTIL TODAY! So, WHY is MY weblog addy in the discription???
 
YES, I DO have BIG, NATUAL, BEAUTIFUL BREAST! But I am NOT on this website they are promoting and I have no idea who they are.
 
Got me thinking though, IF they want to use MY site addy, then they need to send ME $$$$$$$ too because they are recieving hits from people looking for ME.
 

If anyone out there has any advice on how I can get them to remove my addy from their description, PLEASE leave a comment and let me know, or let me know of any other action that can be taken in a case like this. I would REALLY appreciate it!
 
Thank You!

~*~MUCH NEEDED BREATH~*~
 
Last night S kept my kiddos overnight so that I could go out. She is so very wonderful to me! Thank you from the bottom of my heart, S, cuz BOY did I NEED to go OUT!
 
Yesterday was Kelly Wild's Birthday! Kelly Wild of TRIXIE DELIGHT, that is! The BEAUTIFUL brunette on the right {pic on their page} So I HAD to be there! My sweetheart took me and all the girls from our group {minus one, sadly} where there! We had such a BLAST.  It had been so long since I had been able to just cut loose and even longer since I had seen my girls, it just felt so damn good! I think that EVERYONE- EVERYONE needs to just take one night a month out of their very busy schedules and cut loose- lose yourselves in your friends, forget about life for a couple hours and SMILE and LAUGH and HUG and just.....................BREATH!

The guys & Gals at blogger are just too cool! They have done a great job! MANY THANKX for all the updates!
 
Speaking of updates.....our store...ya know...EARTHS CAULDRON....well, there was an HTML glitch for new customer sign in. SO IF you already tried to sign in as a customer and it did NOT work, PLEASE come back to us and try again cuz it is now fixed!

~ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOLLAR??~

......ummm, yeah, A dollar sounds 'bout right!

Did my Ironing, got it done early this week, about to go drop it off. Sure wish I had more people to iron for. {sigh} It is such an easy job for me to do.

After my rant {see last post} I talked to the DFS worker and got a raise in foodstamps...a $20 raise. Hey don't knock it...$20. buys a lot at save-a-lot!

Got a freakin' car load of silk flowers and accessories last night, so I suppose I will be making my floral arrangements again. They are beautiful if I do say so myself. $$$$$$$$

NEED CUSTOMERS AT OUR STORE.....EARTHS CAULDRON.....got my pics up, go see and BUY BUY BUY!

My sweety fixed my guitar for me this last week, got it restrung, polished and new pieces put on it. Now I can play acoustic guitar while he plays electric and Britt plays her clarinet. Musical family we are!

So I am in a little better of a mood, still can't stand Bush, can't wait till November!
Gonna go run now, see S, drop off laundry, go get food...blah, blah, blah.....

OH, ALSO....My sis-in-Law HAS A BLOG! WOOT!

Been on the telly with DFS, Child Support, Community Action of Affton for ANY...ANY help that they offer disabled people in the county. Seems I have to be BLIND, age 65 or older and HOMELESS...Yes...Tent, gutter, you got it....to get ANY kind of assistance at all.
I am JUST a little FED UP with the Flippen US Government lately. G.W.Bush can burn for all I care. Up until a year after he got his squirmy ass in office, I was able to pay for the medication I NEED to take to keep up with life. He has since changed all of that. Taken the precriptions HE feels are not necessary to be covered and making us {us being disabled and elderly} pay FULL PRICE.
Let me ask you....When you get 683$ a month in SSI, 600$ goes to a roof over your head, the rest to utilities, you have 3 GROWING children, how in the HELL are you going to pay full price for medications that cost over 200$ a month???????
Here is the run down on my meds....
Effexor ....$106.00.....this is cover, cost me $2.00
Zomig.......$193.02.....this is NOT covered
Zonegran....$250.95.....this is cover for NOW but soon will not be....THIS is a SEIZURE MEDICATION ....WTF!!!!!! URGGGGGGGGGG

You know, I seen a commercial some time ago, they will not play it any more, or at least I haven't seen it in awhile. It is of an elderly couple talking about drug prices and going to Canada to get cheaper drugs. The elderly man says, "if Bush makes it illegal, then let him through me in jail and then HE CAN PAY FOR MY MEDICATIONS HIMSELF!"
I truly think they should play that commercial every 5 minutes on every damn television channel out there! I TOTALLY AGREE!

Let me reiterate here. I am talking ONLY about medications to keep a person ALIVE and KICKIN'. As far as pain, I LIVE in pain EVERYDAY. I do NOT have one day without pain, after awhile you just learn to breath through it, so what if the Bush Baby wants to not cover pain meds, who cares, there are other ways to take care of pain. I swear to the gods, if he doesn't let my prescription coverage cover the meds I NEED and I have a seizure, I will find someone, anyone to pay for it- in FULL- one way or another.

I feel so damn sorry for our elderly. You know we have already had many elderly deaths here in St Louis because of the heat. Yes, they had AC but they can not afford to turn it on because they have to have their medications.

Great.......Now after all my rambling, I have to find a way to fix this but I am not sure if one person can make such a big change.

Thankx for listening, now I will go punch a wall!

~*~30 Things NOT To Say To A Naked Man~*~

1 I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2 Ahhhh, it's sooooo cute.
3 Why don't we just cuddle?
4 You know they have surgery to fix that.
5 Make it dance.
6 Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7 Wow, and your feet are so big.
8 It's OK, we'll work around It.
9 Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10 Oh no... a flash headache.
11 (giggle and point)
12 Can I be honest with you?
13 How sweet, you brought incense.
14 This explains your car.
15 Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16 Why is God punishing me?
17 At least this won't take long.
18 I never saw one like that before.
19 But it still works, right?
20 It looks so unused.
21 Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22 Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23 Are you cold?
24 If you get me real drunk first.
25 Is that an optical illusion?
26 What is that?
27 It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28 Does it come with an air pump?
29 So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30 Nevermind

Been awake since 5:30 AM
I hate....HATE this body of mine! Actually....just the BRAIN part.
I am in pain and I am angry and I want to vent but it hurt to even type.
I have a "health journal for days like today and I updated there if you are interested.
My BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, FUNFILLED day that I had planned starts in less than 3 hours.
Anybody have a new head to loan me just for today?

How time FLY'S when you are keeping busy!
WOW- has it really been almost 2 weeks since I posted last?
So much has been going on around here!

#1 Trying to keep my children from DIEING from BOREDOM!!!!
#2 My love life! Really that is my SANITY on a hot summer day!
#3 MONEY MONEY MONEY……..how to get it flowing into MY HANDS!
#4 Been making bath salts and milk baths……and they are YUMMY!
#5 Cleaning homes and ironing clothes to make extra bucks. The cleaning homes part I might really get into daily once the kids are back in school-I really enjoy it!
#6 In between all this, I recoup, cuz my health requires me to do so….it is really only an excuse to lay in bed and snuggle with my kitties all day and watch TV. {smirk}

I worked hard this week! I helped out my friends so that they can have a comfortable and relaxed anniversary party; made me feel pretty damn good to see them both smile!
I did my weekly ironing, shopping, painted the living room, built a closet, switched bedrooms {again!}
Loved my sweet man, beat my children soundly and put them to bed every night at MIDNIGHT {good goddess what is WRONG with me??!!}
….oh…..and
{shhhhh-secret…..I cut down on my smoking-cut it in HALF!}
I meditated and came up with requested bath recipes and made them.
Go to the STORE to see what I have in stock, read the desciptions we have written, order and we will ship it right to ya!


So last night {recoup period}I soaked in a milk bath, straitened my hair, gave myself a pedicure and a manicure!

YEP I have been a busy little bee and I feel GREAT and I look GREAT and I smell….well……I think I need to try out one of my bath salts………so until next time…….SMOOCHESSSSSSSS